For as long as there have been humans, there have been goblins.

We're the zig to your zag, the peanut butter to your jelly, the gunpowder to your lit matches. And when we get together, magic happens! And explosions. In fact, MOSTLY explosions, but there's magic in there too, trust me. 'cause, see, you humans? You aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. Goblins are scalpels, while you guys are more like, I dunno, sponges? Yeah, sponges! Real good at absorbing info and cleaning dirty dishes, and... now that I think about it, mostly only that first one, huh? Dishwashing machines exist for a reason.

And like pretty much EVERY invention throughout human history, us goblins are the ones who really made it. You're welcome, by the way.

The wheel? That was us.

Greek Muses? Also us. From turning a turtle into a lyre, to building the bronze giant Talos.

Willy Shakespeare? You guessed it, and really, we don't get nearly enough credit for that one. You know how hard it is to put together an all-monkey writers' room and get them typing? The Simiunion's guidelines are bananas, and that's not even getting into performing the dang things!

Fact is, if you look hard enough, goblins are everywhere. But despite all we've done for YOU, you guys paint US like total monsters. It's never about Rumpelstiltskin teaching some lady how to spin straw into gold, is it? No, it's always, "he wanted her baby!" Well sorry, but it's called haggling, honey, and she wasn't exactly in a hurry to make a counteroffer, was she?

Well, our latest and greatest--"EUREKA EXPLOSION"--is here to give you the REAL story. All you need is some dice, some creativity, and a willingness to step into someone else's shoes. Namely, a goblin. Maybe by playing this game, you'll learn to value the little guy. Maybe you'll come to appreciate your hard work and the hard work of others. Or maybe you'll just remember that time your friend Julie fed Thomas Edison to a giant pigeon. I dunno, I'm not your boss. Just get out there and HAVE FUN!